Profil de Krishna

I have been a strict Vegetarian since birth (no meat, fish or eggs. ) *More about my diet at the end of this paragraph. I teach Drama, Improv and Glee classes for children. I recently got an additional job as a
Disney Princess for birthday parties and charity events. I am willing to
re-locate for the right person, especially if you happen to live in a warm climate. I love to swim - especially in the ocean.
I believe in Organic Ahimsa (Non-Violence) Dairy. I know the
Hare Krishna devotees treat their cows very nicely because they are considered sacred. I rarely eat dairy anyway because I'm a bit lactose intolerant.

I am looking for a man who is kind, funny, romantic, preferably with a well-paying job. Someone who likes travel, museums, plays, concerts etc. Are you open to the Indian "Hare Krishna" faith?
I myself am not super-religious, but atheists haven't worked out for me.